Heard anything new?
What’s the latest trash?
How about some gossip
Some hot, hot gossip
Hot enough
To melt my brain
To confuse my senses
Search for my wits in vain
You’ve blown me away
With tales of the royal family
Is there nothing left to say?
How ‘bout we make something up then
The Prince was wallowing with fishes
Making small splashes and splishes
He does as his Queen Mother wishes
She tells him to step thus
And he does, as he must
Or his crown jewels
Will be sold to the Duke
I do so enjoy a good cup of tea
And some gossip
Heard the one about the hedgehog
From down the lane?
It seems that the spikey hedgehog
Had gotten lodged in the bog
Stuck in the nettles
He struggles, and settles
Deeper and deeper into the muck
All hope lost, along came a duck
Who was driving a truck
He hooked up and pulled
And the hedgehog POPPED unstuck
Gossip is so silly
I mean really
Thumbs up on this one!
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