It's a quarter past one million
And the tenth time
That I've called
Getting that same old song and dance
"Press 2 for the man-to-man tool line"
Christ, look at my phone bill
You'd think I had a problem
Or something
Yes, that is something isn't it?
The way you talk
The way you sway
The way you look
When you walk away
It's what I like
The movement in that heart shaped ass of yours
Don't deny it
Identify with it!
And get on with the show
Showing me what for
Or maybe what I'm missing
It's all in the fishing
The bait is only half the battle
Find the right hole
And you'll rassle a whole lot of cattle
There'll be meat for years in the deep freeze
It'll sure keep longer than the cheese
So we better eat it up
Wheel by cheesy wheel
What's that?
It'll stop me up?
Better fire up the prune juice
And watch me go
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