Rummaging around for a deal
At the second hand store
Hoping for something good
As most things there were such a bore
As I was thinking on giving up
I spied something strange
It looked like......no it couldn't be
And old Hitachi Magic Wand
I know the box says
"To relieve muscle tension"
But we all know what it is really for
And it plugs into the wall
No battery changes required
This one was old though
Yellowed and dusty
I was afraid to touch it
As I knew what it's life
Most likely had been like
To I bent near
Just to satisfy my curiosity
And I almost wished I hadn't
Upon it's vinyl head
There was a light crust
Sort of like dried boogers
I suspected what it was
And certainly was NOT
Turned on in the least
I piled the things back on top of it
To hide it from innocent eyes
And wandered back outside
Wondering the type of person
Who donates their old unclean sex toy
And almost as an afterthought
The type of person who would buy it
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