T-Rex hates push-ups
It's true
And how do I know?
Because I live right next door to him
And every single morning
I watch him have a go
Rocking on his dinosaur belly
Legs firmly planted in the back
His short muscular arms wave around
Oh so close the ground only inches do they lack
Poor old T-Rex
He soon switches it up
Doing sit-ups and squat thrusts
Things more appropriate for his build
Finishing his routine with vigor
Jumping into the pond to cool off
Getting dressed for work
Motoring off in his Yugo
Every morning T-Rex does this same routine
Hating the push-ups
But always trying
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