It's a preacher creature feature
A bully pulpit creeper
Reaching out with tendrils
Suggestively fingering your brain
Hidden by the Nth dimension
Wearing it like a cape and mask
Unseen body parts are a part of life
For the priest presiding over the mass
Seen in the right view
He looks like a spaghetti monster
But not the kind that you'd want to worship
This is the kind that sucks out all hope
Subsisting on your spirit
All while claiming to be divine
This spirit vampire tells you how to think
Even as it removes independent thought
Just go along to get along my children
I am the shepherd to this flock
It's no mistake that the sheep and shepherd allegory is used
The pope that came up with it
Well he was an Nth dimensional spaghetti monster too
Tendrils waving obscenely all around his Popely hat
Not for you to see of course
Unless you're one too
Can you see them?
Oh god
Just don't even tell me if you do
Wait, I didn't say any of that
What I meant to say was:
"Baaaa"
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