I rubbed my cock with one hand
Slick with my favorite scented baby oil
Steadily up and down it's mighty veined shaft
So large I could barely reach around it
A mighty oak tree sprouting from my midsection
No
That's not true
Well, I am fapping
With my left hand
So it's kind of different
My right hand is busy with the mouse
Looking for some suitable stream
Oooh, there's something
"Angry Latina Boobs"
Oh that'll do
My video starts
Boobs enter stage left
And a knock on my room door
"Housekeeping"
I stop midstroke
Never good for the routine
"No thank you!"
I say sort of loudly
Keys jiggle in the lock
"Housekeeping?"
I grab a pillow and throw it over my shame
"No thank you I said
Not today!"
Frustration and panic showing in my voice
Finally I hear the cart rolling away
I turn back to my boob video
Which just doesn't seem to get it anymore
Neither does my dick
It has gone limp and seems to want to hide
Angrily I surf to ebay
If I can't get off
I'm gonna buy something instead
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