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Saturday, September 29, 2012

Hipster Batgirl is Too Cool For You

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Shaggy hair hanging over eyes
Sipping coffee from a brought along cup
Hipster Batgirl looked moodily at her dad

"Bruce..." she sullenly began

A large black gloved hand made a shushing motion
"Not while I'm working
How many times do I have to tell you?
It's either 'Dad', or 'Batman'"

Rolling her eyes and taking another sip of independently brewed coffee
"Whatever.......DAD"

Naughty hipster Batgirl
Caught breaking the rules
Too cool to do what all the other Superfriends do
And congregate at The Hall of Justice

She hangs out across town
With her own kind

All the androgynous hipster superheroes
Tight Jeans Man
I Was Into That Before It Was Cool Guy
Won't Give You The Time Of Day Woman
And of course
The Atomic Hipster

At least that's what Batman tells her
Trying to get Batgirl to toe the line once again

Hipster Batgirl just spreads her cape
Makes a face
And keeps on drinking her coffee

Muttering to herself
"Fucking conformist"

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