I am the party piranha
I get down cause I just wanna
Wanna dance Wanna eat
Wanna par-tay all damn day!
I take some time to eat
A fine aged horse carcass
But then it's time to meet and greet
All the guests are arriving
Why hello Mr. Fish
You'd make quite a dish
But don't worry
I prefer red meat when I have a wish
And the Eel family
Quite delectable
For piranhas on a diet
Why don't you go over there and be quiet
Ooh, Mrs. River Dolphin
You are the honored guest
Yes, up on the table there
I must insist
No don't worry
Being tied to a spit
Is a sign of honor among piranha
(Find the dinner bell boys
It's almost time to come and get it)
Ser Piranha; Esq.,
ascends the podium:
"Welcome to the party my pretty river friends
Especially our guest of honor
Who I know will leave a piece of herself
With each of us, she is such a lovely donor"
"DJ please bring the lights down
As we light the fire
And rock this motherfucker down
I am the Party Piranha!"
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