I’ve got it going on
You’ve no idea what I are
I’m suave and sexy
I’m a damned porn star
I work out every single day
To keep me lithe and agile
A joy for the camera and my partner
I even spend an hour a day on my keigels
I go in for a fresh waxing
Before every shoot
I do my legs and bikini area
I even wax the area I lovingly call “Lower
Tanzania”
I’ll do it pretty much any which way
I’ve been with men, women, and machinery
They're all wonderful, except when they are not
When that happens, I
look out the window at the scenery
I can fake an orgasm
Way better than Sally did for Harry
You’d totally be fooled
Afterwards, you might even ask me to marry
But I’m not a one person type of gal
It’s not that I love’em and leave ‘em
It’s that I love variety in my life
To the tune of about ten to the season
I certainly don’t think it’s a sin
To love doing the things I do
After all there is that saying
To thine own self be true
Even as a little girl
I imagined a camera filming me
Every time I did something I loved
So why should I do
sex any differently?
You can now find my work online
At it’s new ,XXX domain
Just google Gretchen Buckingham
And your private time will never be the same
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