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Monday, September 12, 2011

#255 A Wrench Is A Wrench

A wrench
Is just a wrench
Forever doomed
To simply hold and turn things

Or is it?

When a pin is jammed in a hole
And there is no hammer to be found
What does the mechanic grab?
Why, a wrench

When that pesky belt tensioner
Won’t budge by turning just one wrench
I hook another one around the end
To double up on the prybar leverage

If I’m working on the car
And my back starts to itch
I grab the trusty inch and an eighth
And scratch that itch where it lives

When terrorists take over the airport
A sack of wrenches
Is all I need
To play like Bruce Willis and save the day

What manner of mechanic is this person
Lets peek in his toolbox
Does he have Snap-On wrenches?
Or Craftsman,or no name made in China

Assumptions can be made from this

What to buy the mechanic who has everything?
Why something shiny
Something sparkly
A new set of wrenches is a mechanics best friend

Wrenches can be precious
To be polished and possessed
Lusted after and arranged prettily
To lay asleep in the middle of the night
Dreaming of, my Precious

But the thing to remember
Whether it is an expensive wrench
Or one gotten on the cheap
It’s still just a tool
And is only as good
As the mechanic who wields it

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