I’m a doctor without a degree
A priest without a collar
I chase the spiritual without a spirit
The Warthog, is in:
Hello, you’re the first caller
What’s on your mind?
I’ve been having a lot of trouble lately
And I think my faith is shaken
Mmhmm, and you are, what?
Catholic?
I’m Baptist actually
I see, what sorts of things have been happening to you?
Well, my car broke down, my mother died, my wife left me
I’ve had to declare bankruptcy.
I mean, I really feel like someone is out to get me
You mean literally?
That doesn’t sound….
No, of course not, I mean like god maybe
Well, I don’t really think that any god
Would get their kicks by just abusing you
What about Job?
Okay, well that might be true
But that might even just be a parable
Don’t take it too literally
You don’t sound like you have much faith
Let’s talk about you
Really? Do you
believe in god?
Well, I think a god is just as likely as any other thing
“A God”? Jesus, you are such a fraud, I can’t believe I
called you
CLICK!
And, that was our first caller of the evening
If you have anything you’d like to talk to me about
Give me a call here at the station
This is WCAR (revving car engine noises heard)
And I’m the Warthog
We’ll be back right after this
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