The lovely lifeless nuns
Sang their songs
Joylessly, robotically
On a 78 from 1920
A black and white
Penguin choir
Preserved on glass
For posterity
Boring! Change the channel!
Attractive stainless steel firefighters
Clanked their indestructible way
Into the blazing fire
In Liberia
Who knew that Liberia
Would be the ones
To make a T1000
And a firefighter at that?
What a world, Change the channel!
The silent orange sculptors
Carved their models quietly
Paying no attention to the water at their feet
Or the fact that the ship was sinking
“They look like little people
With spray tans!” I whispered to my friend
He smacked me on the head, and said,
“They prefer the term dwarf, you idiot!”
OMG, what a dumb show, Change the channel!
Confusing juicy iguanas
Wander the prairies of early America
Squishing in their skins
Full of life, full of…..juice
The circling buzzards
Can’t hardly wait
For one of these walking juice bags
To make a mistake
All right, there’s nothing on. Goodnight
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