You sit behind me
Breathing
Breathing into your cup
Mouth breathing
Snorting your snot at odd intervals
Coughing
You raise my hackles
You raise my ire
You raise my homicidal desire
I want to smother you
You thorn in my side
You hinder my stride
Cramp my style
Obstacle to living
I want to drown you
In a gunny sack
Watch you struggle
Until you go slack
It would be a joy
To be without your noise
In my life
You disgust me
With your mouth breathing
What do you do?
You take up space
You are a disgrace
To the whole human race
I would smile
To tie you up
Put you in the trunk
And pipe in the exhaust
Put all that mouth breathing
To good use for once
Breathing
Breathing into your cup
Mouth breathing
Snorting your snot at odd intervals
Coughing
You raise my hackles
You raise my ire
You raise my homicidal desire
I want to smother you
You thorn in my side
You hinder my stride
Cramp my style
Obstacle to living
I want to drown you
In a gunny sack
Watch you struggle
Until you go slack
It would be a joy
To be without your noise
In my life
You disgust me
With your mouth breathing
What do you do?
You take up space
You are a disgrace
To the whole human race
I would smile
To tie you up
Put you in the trunk
And pipe in the exhaust
Put all that mouth breathing
To good use for once
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