And I did take a crap
Sitting upon my holy commode
I then took my toilet paper
And I wiped my bum
I looked upon my creation
And saw that it was good
I then retrieveth my pants
And did put them on
Turning, I flushed my commode
And it did clog up
Seeing the strength of my creation
I said that it was good
Wielding my super plunger
I did plunge
And the holy commode cleared up
I sprayed a delightful air spray
So the smell wasn't so bad
And it WAS good
Amen
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