Beware the sad dog
He chases his tail
And spouts deep dialog
While regarding the dark bone of his father
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Left to his own devices
In the house all alone
He'll chew on your furniture
And cry till you get home
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Sad dog seeks companionship
Dialing 1-900 all the time
Running up your phone bill
On the dog chat party line.
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He sleeps in your bed
Because it smells like you
But he is still spiteful you're gone
And he marks your pillow with poo
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Sad dog is happy to see you
He always humps your leg
Pees on your carpet uncontrollably
While you eat he does beg
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Crying for your attention
He curls at your feet
Not caring if you watch Nova
Or 21 Jump Street
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One last lick at bedtime
Sad dog gives your face
Making you feel loved
As he settles into his place.
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