Don't worry
I've got your back
I'm backing you up
On DVD's by the stack
But I won't stop there
I've come prepared
With ideas and hidey-holes
Four squared
It's that simple 3-2-1 rule
3 copies backed up right
2 different storage types
1 copy stored offsite
Learnt at my daddy's knee
And forgotten
By about the count of three
Until something happened
There I was officer
Minding my own business without a care
When suddenly I formatted my hard drive
It was a million to one shot, I swear
So now I'm going through the steps
Apologizing to my victims
Assembling my things
Moving things about, maximizing my limbs
I'm putting everything on an external drive
On my bedroom shelf
Duping it on DVD twice
Hiding one copy myself
The last copy
I'm putting in a hole
I'm grabbing my parka
And jetting to the South Pole
I'll let the penguins guard my data stash
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