Need more CGI projectiles
Some airbrushing for my stills
A fashion adviser
To cure the clothing ills
This one will be a blockbuster
Guaranteed not to ruin your childhood classics
We’ve respected all the canon
Smoothed rough edges and polished the nicks
Han shot first
We all know that
But I wave my magic wand
And suddenly he didn't
This, goes far beyond
I've taken the original Raiders
And mashed it up with E.T.
Added a few Darth Vaders
And Howard the Duck
Just to be funny
You'll wail and cry
But in the end you'll buy
Every last stinkin' one
Of these Blurays I have here
They're piled all about
Surrounding me
Oh hey now
Watch out!
They're threatening to bury me
And the whole Skywalker Ranch
Here
Sit down and have a snack
I promise to be right back
Right here on this couch
Shaped like Jabba the Hut
Some chips and dip
In a bowl made of Boba Fett's hat
No, I have no shame
It's the name of the game
Catch!
It's the Crystal Skull
From that movie I made
To pay for my yacht
And the villa in Monte
Carlo
What?
You think you can do better?
Well here's the keys
Give the boys your ideas
But take my advice
And override their mental diarrhea
I've been doing that since Empire
And things have gotten way better
If you're good enough I might just retire
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