Lonely Dog Seeks: Apply Within

Lonely dog seeks companionship
Someone to fill an empty space
Lonely dog is freshly shorn
Cold and needs you to stay warm

Lonely dog is scootched to the side
As far as she can go
Lonely dog looks with pleading eyes
"Please have a sit, I need you so"

Lonely dog wears a diaper
Not because she is in heat
Not because she's incontinent either
She just pees where she wants and doesn't lift the seat

Lonely dog is generally good
And requests her belly rubbed
Lonely dog says she will pay you back
By kissing you and making you feel loved