Vaginal Visions

Vagina
That clinical temptress
Dressed in the white lab coat
Clipboard in hand
Taking notes on you
Referencing charts
Checking pH balance
Smelling slightly of vinegar
Sexy
But in a sexy Aunt kind of way

Vag
Is the gal who lets her hair down
After a long day at the lab
Taking you out for drinks
A night on the town
Safe and sane
With some buddy sex at the end of the night
Vag is quite the pal
But nobody you'd want to marry

Pretty pussy
Is hairless and bald
Almost the opposite of her name
Bringing to mind the tiny pussywillow
Decorating many a teacher's desk
Little silky soft tufts on a slender brown stick
Odorless and soft
On fingertips or lips

Kitty
Is shorn and trimmed most pleasingly
A unique design upon which to go down
The soft tuft of fuzz to bury your nose in
As you kiss her moist lips
Frenching her quite delicately
The kitty demands to purr
Demanding in that sexy kitty way
Urging you onward
Urging you in

The beaver
The creature between her legs
A pelt shiny and healthy
And quite bushy
To see what she's all about
You must part the jungle
It's the beaver of the Amazon
With a musk so pungent
Yet alluring
The scent an animated finger
Beckoning you forward
Like a Warner Brothers cartoon production
And you float forward
Summoned
Willing
To the soft silky furry retreat

Puss
Pretty puss
You know she means well
But puss
Just seems like a face
Demanding to be punched
Not tended or clean
Puss is the wallflower
Puss is the pretender
Puss ehoes her cousin Kitty
But isn't half as pretty
Puss is alone

Then around the last corner
Comes the Slathering beast
Eight feet tall
And coming complete
With puffy mons
Labia majora
Labia minora
And a clitoris hard shiny and fierce
This is the Cunt of your nightmares
Bigger than you
Dripping juices of hate
Projecting the stench of death
Hair patchy and mangy
Slobbering forward with no visible means of locomotion
Like a snail on it's trail
Leaving a slimy path in it's wake
It comes for you unceasingly
Populating your nightmares
With hideous creatures
Of plus man sized horror

This be Cunt!
Bend thy knee in submission