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Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Penis the Willy

The penis is evil
So sayeth the gun vomiting godhead
It must be so
Safeties off
As I point and shoot
At eggy targets
At will

Shaft
Like that blaxploitation theme song
Going around as I walk
Hard and long
As its namesake
It's not evil
And hardly wrong
It's shaft!

The cock in my pants
Doesn't crow with a sound
Though he's up every morning
Straight and hard
Top so round
A pain in the ass really
Waking with a tentpole
Looking so silly

This rod
It divines for not water
But for pussy
It always points the way
When sexy is detects
Waking up as if to say
Follow my lead big brain
Little brain has got this

Johnson
Though that's "Mr Johnson" to you
Is the star of many a porn
Performing acts both kinky and norm
Always making a splash
Though moslty at the end
The cumshot
The facial
Some bukakke with a friend

Weiner
Likes to wear a ring
It's tight and constraining
And really quite his thing
Claims it keeps him proud longer
I have my doubts
I think it's all in his head

Many names for this tool
This man trowel
Baby maker
Little fool
It's always with me
For better or worse
And a constant reminder of masculinity
Even when I'm holding my wife's purse

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