#287 Comes In Peace

I too am a traveler

I come to you from space

I've got a shiny visor

And a removable face

Oh, yours doesn't do that?

Well that's ok

It's the differences

That show love the way

Hey, what's with the restraints?

I come in peace friend

Let's back up a step

This isn't how it should end

Biopsies? Vivisections?

Wait a sec

I CAN understand what you're saying you know

Could I bribe you maybe?

Will you accept a travelers check?

Oh no, don't do that to my ship

I still owe money on it

Put the straps on the cross members there

That's it, now gently....well shit

Now you broke it

I should have listened to mother

She said go be a lawyer

Just like your brother

But no

I had to go exploring in space

I was fascinated by you people and your cars

So busy 

So fascinating to watch

I should have gone to Mars