I see you big blue
Why the big green frown?
With your matching eyes
And tears running down
Are you full?
Do you need some assistance
Getting rid of something stinky
Such as a diaper for instance
Or perhaps it’s just the environment
You do spend you day in a shitty place
Getting garbage thrown around your face
I’d be frowning too
Or maybe it’s your hat
So black shiny and dapper
It’s just not your style
Especially here in the crapper
I know what I’ll do
I’ll cruise the novelty shops
Until I find something better
I have the perfect thing in mind for you
One of those giant foam cowboy hats
It’s the perfect lid
For one as useful as you
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