Hosenfefer Hutch

O mighty bunny house
Of what shall I make thee of?
Metal or wood
Plastic or clay
Some possibilities I can rule out right away

Of my plans
You've made a mockery
Of my intentions
You've laid low
White lion maned rabbit
With your eyes pinkly aglow
You care not for my trials
You just want your house just so

I assemble your home
Your rabbit hutch supreme
You wiggle your pink nose at it
And hold it in low esteem
You poo little rabbit poos upon it
And pee most freely
It doesn't suit you at all
And you fix me in your stare
One thousand yards long
Hard pink and steely

I panic a little
And wonder of your relationship
To the rabbit who protected the grail
But then I remember that was just a movie
Though just the same
I go a bit pale

I start over again
Carefully attaching pieces together
Making little private places for you
Building higher and wider
Till this rabbit home rivals my own
In both size and expense
Yet it isn't good enough for you
Your pink nose wiggles
Your judgement harsh
Your ridicule of me
The form of rabbit giggles

I tear it down again
And vow to start all over
When I see you at the computer
Your ears cock and beckon me over
You've Googled your way
To Amazon.com
Where to my dismay
There are multiple rabbit houses
All on display
Your paw toggles the gallery view
And there they are attractively arrayed

Upon one of them
You focus
And touch your pink nose to the screen
Clearly this is the one that you mean

I look closer at it
And have to admit it's attractiveness
It's price
And design
Are appropriate
It's even available with shipping most Prime
Two days and it will be here

I turn to your rabbitness
I admit my defeat
My right finger clicks BUY NOW
And I sag a little in my seat

You offer condolence
It's in your rabbit nature
As you climb upon my lap
A little rabbit noise escapes you
And you leave a little pellet of rabbit crap

I sigh
And briefly consider what Google might show me
If I were to search
For rabbit stew