Goatpony eats his food
He's just another dude.
Wakes up every day
Just like you
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Goatpony likes movies
Horror movies
He likes it when they make him jump
Jump right on top of his stump
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Goatpony has a girlfriend
She's a redhead
She'll love him to the end
Which will probably be this spring
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Goatpony drives a car
Puts his little hooves on the wheel
And goes pretty far
In that little red corvette
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Goatpony likes to predict the future
A future without you in it
But he's just making a stir
He really likes you
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Goatpony has creepy eyes
Goatpony has creepy eyes
They follow you whenever you are near
He only does it so he doesn't cry
Doesn't want you to think he's a wimp
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Goatpony is macho
He rides a Harley
With a coat of man-skin
Hey, it's ok, he's a goatpony!
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Goatpony goes to sleep at night
On his pillow made of hay
To dream of running with other goatponies
In endless fields on golden days
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