Death Pony
Stares it’s wicked stare
While chewing evil carrots
I try not to care
Hard not to though
As the Death Pony sidles closer
For a better look at what I’m doing
It suspects me of something
So I turn away
Tell it to get out of my space
It just stares it’s creepy Death Pony stare
And gives me the willies.
I move away a few steps
And Death Pony follows
Wait, didn’t I tie him up?
I’m puzzled, but feeling scared now.
I move at a brisk walk
To put some distance between us
Death Pony walks quicker too
He nips at my back, wanting me to stop.
I yell at him to get away!
And break into a run.
Death Pony starts to trot.
I’m in trouble now
Knew I should have went armed
This Death Pony is not to be trusted
It dislikes bad poetry
And it will make me pay
I don’t think I’m going to get away
So I’ll press send now
And hope he’ll lose interest
Once he sees it’s too late
OMG, Death Pony has ahold of my ankle
If I can just
press
the
button
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