Mad Tea Party

A black velvet tri-corner hat
Perched jauntily on his head
A teabag hanging from it's string
Dangling six inches from it's edge

"We're all mad here"
Proclaimed this chairman of the party
And quaffed his oversized cup of tea
Then tossing the empty cup into the sea

"Without representation
All the china goes into the drink
To swim with the dead Democratic Communist babies
Awash with their free healthcare!"

Lips painted red like a fire engine smile
A puffy Botox lipped snail
Showing one capped tooth
With a golden Benjamin Franklin in raised relief

A Paul Revere Coat
Over red flannel shirt
And new American blue jeans
Standing upon snakeskin cowboy boots
Complete the look

This Mad Tea Party Representative
Born on the Fourth of July
With a corn dog in one hand
A Budweiser in the other
Suckled at the tit of liberty
Belching gas of intolerance
A tarnished Roman Catholic cross on a chain
Resting in the sweaty chest hairs

The sweaty chest hairs of freedom
Which you can have
When you pry them from
Our cold dead hands

O, This land was made for you and me