Jesus Room

The Jesus Room beckons
All full of Amazing Grace
Sold in portable packets
With a limited edition wooden case

It's a place to go when you are lacking the Jesus
To plug in tune in drop off your soul
For a very Messiah top off
A very green energy source not derived from coal

Jesus Room is shiny
In every sense of the word
Bright and blinding one minute
The next louder than anything you've heard

A place to relax the body and recuperate the spirit
Angels massage your muscles
The Holy Ghost puts on a show at six
He's here all week folks
Opening up for the main attraction of Jesus
The Son of God and king of finely crafted jokes

So when they wheel you to the Jesus Room don't despair
As it isn't a place to die
Not that you won't
But if you do
You're definitely in the right place
'Cause it's where Jesus of Nazareth gets on his groove