#51 Is Nothing To Fear, Just A Cautionary Announcement

This is an obligatory announcement:
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"Do not eat the Jabronski brand Cheeze Whiz
I repeat, Jabronski brand Cheeze Whiz is off limits!"
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We've had some incidents
And some excitement
People tripping
And seeing enticements
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They see colors
They see horrors
They want to run away
They want to rip out their molars
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"Five students have been put under sedation so far today.
There is no telling who will be effected.
As we use Jabronski brand Cheeze Whiz in, well, everything."
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We put it in the cheese sauce
Naturally, although unnatural as hell
We use it in the pudding as well
Even though it's hard to tell
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I've slipped some to mice
Just to watch them die
I know it's not nice
I do it to make kids cry.
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"We will be locked down for two days.
Your parents have been called.
Please, above all don't panic.
There are not, I repeat NOT
Two foot spiders on the ceilings
That's impossible.....
I'm getting a gun."
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"That is all."