Some treacle for your tea
It makes it palatable
Smoothes it's bitter edges
Cooks your teeth
Sitting smugly in their gums
Rots your bones
Gives you the runs
You should really eat better
Pizza every day
That's at least one full pie
Makes you fat
Makes you smile
Makes your tailor wealthy
As he charges by the yard
Finally kicking you to the curb
Pointing the way to Omar's
They make tents and awnings
Eat eat
You are too thin
Skeletor had more meat on his bones
It was the vegetables
They drove him mad
He burned down villages
Just to plant asparagus
And if that isn't evil
I don't know what is
Thank goodness for He-Man
He'll let me be fat
His show starts in twenty minutes
The Dominos guy better get here soon
Half hour or it's free you fuckers
Oh how I miss the '80's
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