My nuts
Are Salty
With an intense vinegar flavor
They crunch when you bite them
Kind of filling too
But not too much so
Everything about them
Seems just right
Shaped like almonds
They come in a blue container
Labeled as BOLD
Both the word and the font
Overall satisfying so I'm told
The punchline here
Would be that I have blue balls
With BOLD tattooed on my scrotum
Alas, it's not to be
I bought these at the store
You're welcome to try some
I'm sure they have more
I certainly can't share these
For this can is empty
When I asked "Who wants some?"
All I heard was a chorus of "ME's"
And I was the only one in the room
I can't believe I ate the whole can
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