Variations On a Pussy Riot

It's a bearded clam block party
Where the shit is going down
And the clams party hearty
Like it's their last night around
Soon they'll end up dinner
So it's time to shave them beards
First one done is the winner

It's an Axe Wound Insurrection
Wide open for all to see
Everything unedited
Just as it needs to be
Don't like the message?
Wishing us dead?
Piss off
Fuck off
Be glad this axe wound isn't in your head!

It's a Fur Burger Revolution
It doesn't mind being passed around
A soft and furry fist of twin lipped fury
Breathing words into you without a sound
It keeps your attention with it's looks
It gets inside and hangs on by hooks
Like a song stuck in your head
Threatening your sanity
But only eroding your ego instead

Its a Pussy Riot protest
Breaking up the cathedral
Punk rock doing what it does best
Pounding at the pillars and bending the dihedral
Silence shattered in an instant
Revealing a shouted melody
Shocking music for the onion dome set
Resulting in a not quite guilty plea
Two years of hard labor is what you fuckers get