The Astounding Pebble!!

It's an airplane party
So why is everyone just sitting around?
Shouldn't you all be flying about
Doing stunts and getting down?

Is the cost of 100 Low Lead dragging at your wallets?
Well I have something here
That will turn it upside down!

It's marvelous
It's magical
It's gravity defying-riffic!
A once a day
Put it in your tank
And fly it right away
Compact fossil fuel replacement

I call it the Pebble

Yes, the Pebble
And to you
This might just look like just a pebble
But let me assure you my friends
It is so much more than a pebble

Why you put one of these in your tank
And you'll see a slight decrease
In the amount that it takes to fill up!
That's right, a slight improvement !!

Don't believe me you say?
Well just buy ten of them
Fifteen
Maybe even a hundred!

Then
Then my friends
You will see an amazing drop
A drop in the number of gallons you need
In order to fill that tank of yours

Your fuel bill on one fill up
Why it will drop quite noticeably
So don't delay!
Order yours today!

The amazing Pebble
Available in brown, black, or tan

Only available on TV

(Not responsible for any drop in range or increase in frequency of fuel stops)