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Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Isolationist Party Game

Would you rather

Poke a bear with a broomstick
While it's got its willy out
Would you use that stick
To give his bear balls a clout?

Or would you rather

Run for public office in Ohio
Whip out all those skeletons
Empty out your closet
While you've got the runs

Though some would rather

Dance naked down the street
While old ladies sneak a peek
Holding a choice cut of meat
Right between your cheeks

Personally I would rather

Sit at home all alone
Building tall walls of stone
To keep out all the crazy people
Who would rather do different than me