Cue the sharp teeth
As they enter stage right
Just barely under control
The audience shrieks in delight
Impossibly throwing sparks
As they clash upon open and close
The saying was that they hunt by movement
So wisely the whole audience froze
But like lots of things read on the internet
That turned out to be a lie
Published not coincidentally by @madeupfactsofsharpteeth
On a day that they barely even tried
And so the massacre was nearly complete
With only three pixies surviving
Two of them drinking heavily
The odd one out doing the driving
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