Captain Courageous

As heroes typically go
Captain Courageous was pretty slow
He often arrived long after the crime
Having very little sense of time

Cape flying out behind
Looking for all the trouble he can find
Fearlessly standing Superman
Long after the action is done

The Courageous Caller blasts out a summons

That there's evil afoot

Much hero work to be done

But CC has his ear buds in

Listening to Limp Bizkit

Having himself a swim

By the time he hears

The robbers have robbed

Kidnappers have kidnapped

Supervillains have taken over

But man does he look good

Flying in his red spandex tights

And Izod with double popped collar

Cape silkily flowing in the wind

Landing with a thud most marvelous

Shouting out his hello with heroic lungs

"These events appear outrageous!

They will be set right by Captain Courageous!"

His audience of onlookers look on

Before shaking their collective heads

And continuing to clean up the mess