Freemason Fighting Cock

I don't want it to be true
So it is not
Instead there is a fairy tale plot
Full of dragons and wizards
Full of straw men of conspiracy
Hiding in plain sight amidst a blizzard

The truth is too hard to take
Too banal and common
Not feeding my need for drama
For Machiavellian scripts
Followed with precision
Details kept behind tight lips

I did NOT just stub my toe
It was all a Freemason plot
That was set in motion the moment I was born
All revolving around me
Pushing me in this direction
Upon a small rock I could not see

There isn't enough therapy in this world
To convince me that I was just clumsy
Staring at my phone as I walked
Tripping on that little rock
That was as plain as day to everyone else

Nope, I was chased by the infamous Freemason Fighting Cock