Cancer Rap

My lump
My lump
My lovely larynx lump

It's so scary
I think I'll name him Larry
It's a lump
What?
It's a lump
What?

CARCINOMA!

I checked one day
It was there
As if to say
What up?
Huh?
What up?
Huh?

It's a talking carcinoma!

My lump
My lump
My lovely larynx lump
None of the boys want it
They all gots to hate on it
It hurts all the time
But I don't mean to whine

It's my lump
My lump
My lovely larynx lump

(carcinoma!)

It's kind of aggressive
I wouldn't want to guess if
I was going to be around next year
With all of the cells changing
Their D-N-A rearranging
To attack all of the tissues around

Check it

My lump
My lump
My lovely larynx lump

Oh shit it's carcinoma!

Hanging with my lab coat boyz
Playing with their hospital toyz
Cruisin the city avenue
Tipping their radioactive brew
Tuggin on my hair
Watchin it fall out everywhere

Word!

My lump
My lump
My lovely larynx lump

Fuck you carcinoma!

Now eight months later
I don't mean to be a hater
But my voice
That shit be gone!
What with the hole in my neck
I gots to talk through this electronic thing
Which makes me rock out
And sound just like Stephen Hawking

~the following said in electronic voice~

My lump
My lump
My lovely larynx lump

CARCINOMA