Browned
And moist
I am a single layer cake
Cooling on the counter
I am awesome
I see a can of frosting next to me
I cannot wait to be frosted
To be stroked all over
With a slippery chrome knife
Just the thought
Sends shivers down my nonexistent spine
Mmmmm
Here you come
Wait, what are you doing!
Aaaaah, ouch!
Your cutting me!
Stop! Stop!
Can't you hear me screaming!
What are you doing with those pieces?!
You are a monster!
You hear me?
A MONSTER!
Now with the frosting
That doesn't help you know
It still hurts
And what's this?
Coconut?
Some licorice and jellybeans?
You've ruined me!
I was so lovely
Now I'm hideous
What have you done?
Just eat me already
Put me out of my misery
Even in my worst nightmares
I never thought I'd be
A bunny cake
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