Jesus Junkyard Land

The signs proclaim how to reach heavenly bliss

Quotes from the Bible writ big and hard to miss

Painted in a shaky paranoid hand

Upon wood stuck deep into Jesus Junkyard Land

The grounds are guarded by Holy Rottweillers

With small dagger crosses hanging from black spiked collars

They patrol in lock step pairs wearing robotic eyes

And mark off the territory by pissing holy water

A giant crucifix made out of old Chevrolet suspension bits

Standing ten feet tall and proud in front of the old house

Was hung with two giant eyes made of giant brake discs

A banner fluttering across the top bar declared 

"Beware Sinner! Jesus Sees ALL!" 

Old cars lay higglety pigglety all about

With seemingly no order to their madness

Not until seen from space does it all become clear

With scrap vehicles forming an Alpha in the front, and Omega in the back

I tried to get a picture to prove the place was real

And not made up whole cloth at the bar after two pints of beer

But as soon as I stopped my car out front and readied my camera

A militia man wearing rags burst from his peeled paint farmhouse

Waving one arm up over his flying long hair and beard

The other one holding an AK-47 leveled right at my head

I didn't stick around to hear his warning or sermon

Leaving twin trails of rubber trying to stay ahead of any hail of lead

Now I only have my words to show I was there

And spread the word that the end is truly near