He's a New Years baby
Climbing out just in time
To suckle moms fresh breast
And celebrate with bubbly wine
After drinking his fill he defied some physics
Jumping and spinning like CGI come to life
Holding the doctor hostage
Along with the rest of the staff
New Years Baby is the newest 1920's gangster
Rocking a tommy gun and pocket watch
In pin striped suit and jaunty hat
Talking that Cagney gangster talk
Just like he heard on late night TV
A terror on the Chicago streets
New Years Baby is certainly something to see
Taking out the competition and smuggling booze
Just wait until he hits puberty
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