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Friday, January 30, 2015

Mr Tuxedo Duperstar

Harry Tuxedo was no like other men
He signed autographs with a hamburger
And often ate with a pen

His doctor told him to straighten up or it would kill him
And sure enough
One day he accidentally ate his hamburger
And signed for a bill with his pen
When the groupies noticed they tore him limb from insincere limb

The autopsy found him to be quite normal
Whatever had made him a celebrity
Was not discernible in post mortem