He signed autographs with a hamburger
And often ate with a pen
His doctor told him to straighten up or it would kill him
And sure enough
One day he accidentally ate his hamburger
And signed for a bill with his pen
When the groupies noticed they tore him limb from insincere limb
The autopsy found him to be quite normal
Whatever had made him a celebrity
Was not discernible in post mortem
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