Odor elimination sprays have the best of intentions
The advertisements promise miracles
Of causing that stinky dog of yours to smell like a rose
Or the kitty litter room to be a curiously strong mint
But the truth is less than that
As you might expect
Especially with the more food based scents
Which have started making their appearance en masse
Just like their floral or fruity cousins
These sprays don't so much transform the bad smell
As just give it a bit of a crunchy candy coating for your nose to enjoy
Which gives us our title
Because all you can smell seems to be:
Cookie Farts & Poop Pancakes
The advertisements promise miracles
Of causing that stinky dog of yours to smell like a rose
Or the kitty litter room to be a curiously strong mint
But the truth is less than that
As you might expect
Especially with the more food based scents
Which have started making their appearance en masse
Just like their floral or fruity cousins
These sprays don't so much transform the bad smell
As just give it a bit of a crunchy candy coating for your nose to enjoy
Which gives us our title
Because all you can smell seems to be:
Cookie Farts & Poop Pancakes
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