Chompers

Cue the sharp teeth

As they enter stage right

Just barely under control

The audience shrieks in delight

Impossibly throwing sparks

As they clash upon open and close

The saying was that they hunt by movement

So wisely the whole audience froze

But like lots of things read on the internet

That turned out to be a lie

Published not coincidentally by @madeupfactsofsharpteeth

On a day that they barely even tried

And so the massacre was nearly complete

With only three pixies surviving

Two of them drinking heavily

The odd one out doing the driving