Saturday, November 19, 2011

#323 Can Haz No Internetz?


I have no service again
It never seems to fail
Whenever I need it for something
The signal totally bails

Can't look at Facebook
And communicate with my peeps
Or check my email
For messages from creeps

It's making my eyes bleed
To watch the loading icon spin
It knows that I'm in need
But it refuses to give me win

Good thing I'm not horny
With no porn I'd be so screwed
Jaded to most normal things
My imagination has difficulty being lewd

What if I had to check my bank statement?
Buy a tchotchke from amazon
Read all of my blogs
Maybe watch Cesar whisper to dogs

I may have to do the unthinkable
Something that I've dreaded for years
First I have to find some booze that's drinkable
Because actually talking to live people brings me to tears

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