Crickey!
Look over there
Quietly now
Or she might charge us
There it is
The rare Eatumus Potatomus!
That there
Is the creature
That caused so many problems
In Ireland
Back in the 1600's
Blimey!
The huge teeth on her
She can crush and eat
Up to one ton of potatoes a day
But don't let her looks fool you mate
She's fast
Stories tell
Of how the Irish farmer
Would hear them eating his potatoes
But by the time he got outside
The critter would be safely hiding
Out in the bog already
Yea
Smart and fast
Uh-oh!
She's seen us!
Whatever you do
Don't look like a potato
Shhhh
Arms out
Like a tree
They hate trees
I said arms out mate
Oh no
She's charging
Run!
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