#23 Knows that Napalm Sticks to Kids

Let us now offer our prayers to our heavenly father,

Our responsorial today will be “Napalm sticks to kids”

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For our sick and infirm parishioners, may they have hope.

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Napalm sticks to kids.

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For Tessie Leibowicz, who is being eaten alive by her guilt.

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Napalm sticks to kids.

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For our leader, may the lord guide him in deciding which women & children to kill.

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Napalm sticks to kids.

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For the guts and the glory, may there be enough to go around.

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Napalm sticks to kids.

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For avarice and vice, may old habits remain hard to break.

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Napalm sticks to kids.

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For the damned, who don’t have the dignity to lay down and die.

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Napalm sticks to kids.

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For the stupid, and insipid, may they be called great;

Also that we may raise their accomplishments to you, o lord.

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Napalm sticks to kids.

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Finally, may my rectum have a large enough capacity that I may shit on you all before I die.

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Napalm sticks to kids.

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Amen.

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12-30-2001

FDR